Good news, I saw a dog today.
I saw Harry Potter today and I cried.
That Kia Soul commercial makes me want to barf.
How are and why would someone expect giant rodents to sell an ugly car?
I think God enjoys taking massive shits on my...
College is so confusing.
I will likely soon become Van Wilder.
I'm going to the Monday Night Football game...
Okay so I need opinions! I’m doing my eye makeup… Blue eyeliner and gold eyeshadow? Or gold eyeliner and blue eyeshadow? (Chargers colors, obviously) I’m almost definitely going with blue eyeliner and gold eyeshadow… but which blue eyeliner? or ?
Comic-Con registration is fucked again.
The people that run Comic-Con are total nerds and they can’t even get their website’s shit together? AFTER making me wake up at 6am? REALLY? I’m kind of super pissed.
There's a story behind every person. There's a...
Homophobia is formed out of ignorance.
daleksontumblr: Anyone who actually spends even a little bit of time learning about homosexuality would learn that it’s completely natural and healthy, just the same as any other sexuality. There is no logical or rational way to justify homophobia. The arrogance of some homophobic people angers me, because they try to take moral high ground, as if their hatred and ignorance is helping people....
streetwalkingbaby: I have too much time on my hands. xD Oh my GOD
Anonymous asked: whos that guyyyy
I met Bo Burnham tonight, and I'm still fucked up...
And yes, I used hand sanitizer so I didn’t pass my cold onto Bo. You’re welcome, future stops on his tour. Goodnight.
I feel kind of weird listening to Smoke Two Joints...
She wasn’t in the car, but still…
LIZZIE MCGUIRE'S BROTHER WAS ON CRIMINAL MINDS...
I think I was more excited about that than I should have been.
Gonna be late to class because I'm trying to buy...
This shit won’t work. Bitches need to get a better server, I mean it’s obviously going to crash when tickets go on sale. Ugh whatever.