February 2012
Did I mention that my boyfriend bought me an annual passport to Disneyland because he’s the best
January 2012
I think I’m going to vomit
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I love you guys SO much omg seriously! Thanks for all your help ever :)
you know what ruins the mood during sexting
poor grammar
I’m not trying to be a grammar asshole, I’m really not
But if you refer my vagina as “youre pussy”, it’s just like
Over
Lindsey I think all we do all day is repin each other’s shit
YAY okay I figured out what I want my room to be
I basically have a black and white color scheme, so I want like a nice Tiffany blue (or maybe a little more blue and less green) for the walls. And my bathroom will be plum and white. I mean, I don’t think I’ll be painting my room anytime soon and painting an apartment would be a waste but whatever!
So Gube and Shemomo are just chilling in their dressing rooms, switching clothes and talking about Shemomo’s abs when Gibby bursts in, clutching the love of his life, his phone.
“You guys,” He says, laughing hysterically and reblogging like a boss, “Have you heard of this thing called Shematthew?”
“Shematthew..?” Shemomo asks, “wtf man?” And Gube looks around guiltily.
“It’s your couple name.” Gibby explains, “Like Brangelina.”
There is a pause, in which Gibby quickly snaps pics of everyones shoes and then runs out of the room.
“But…we’re not a couple,” Shemomo says, confused, while absent-mindedly touching Gube’s mouth. “What would make people think that?”
“I have no idea!” Gube says quickly, changing the text on his post to read “Shemartthew”, that way when he gets found out he can say it wasn’t his fault, he doesn’t even know the right lingo.
That myancestry.com commercial where the girl is like “I got a hint and then another hint and then another blah blah”
All I can think of is
Phew okay my accounting teacher extended the homework deadline
When people use my name I feel like I have achieved
a deep, intimate connection with them because why else would they take the time to memorize my name
