April 2012
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mil-ey asked: take off your bras and burn em burn em or you can let bo burnham burn em
Apr 1st
Anonymous asked: i've never had in-n-out holy shit get here now
Apr 1st
Anonymous asked: You're slowly turning into a sloth. But it's okay, because sloths are awesome.
Apr 1st
Apr 1st
Sigh I did end up falling asleep but now I’m on my way to work so I’ll be back on later and reply to things. Ah I just love you guys so fucking much
Apr 1st
March 2012
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strangecelebration asked: hi sarah i want you. and miss you. and want you.
Mar 31st
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I have a really strong urge to go back to sleep for half an hour WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Mar 31st
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Anonymous asked: stoner anon here to update you on the peppermint patties: my mouth feels so cold and minty holy shit this is the best thing ever
Mar 31st
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Anonymous asked: i just found a bag of peppermint patties. best thing ever
Mar 31st
Anonymously try to seduce me. →
Mar 31st
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adrians: do you ever look in the mirror and think “holy shit I look hot today” no me neither
Mar 31st
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Anonymous asked: i saw you answer an ask once that you smoke weed so i'm here to be your stoner anon

i'm really baked and peanut tastes awesome
Mar 31st
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Listentardisexuality: They’re called Voca People and...
Mar 31st
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ramenjesus: I need to stop getting the urge to say every little thing that’s on my mind because honestly who really cares at all
Mar 31st
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niallscrocodile: kate winslet is gonna let her kids watch her have sex with leonardo dicaprio in 3D.
Mar 31st
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I’m gonna go lay on my spinal realignment device now
Mar 31st
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600-widows: Whenever I get new followers I like to view the content on their blog to determine how long it will be before they unfollow me.
Mar 31st
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deermoon: Audrey Hepburn is such a darling sigh
Mar 31st
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ihopericksantorum: I hope someone pees on all the things Rick Santorum loves.
Mar 31st
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Mar 31st
nicestrokepam: Michael. Do you remember you specifically told me to bring one sheet of paper. You said it only takes one sheet to make a difference. I said, ‘are you sure Michael?’ And you said, ‘Pam! Pam! Pam!’ And then you sneezed in my tea and then you said, ‘don’t worry it’s just allergies.’ Do you remember that?
Mar 31st
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fuckzach: its funny because people think im quiet but im just listening to everyones conversations and figuring out your weaknesses and ill use them against you to get further in life because i hate everyone
Mar 31st
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My nap just turned into me going to bed at 5pm YOLO
Mar 31st
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Self Worth versus Self Esteem
onlinecounsellingcollege: It’s very common to confuse these two terms or to think that they’re interchangeable. But they’re actually quite different, and not the same, at all. Self Worth The best way to understand self worth is to ask yourself how valuable you are, or how much you deserve to have something you prize (For example, a great relationship, expensive clothes, success at school or a...
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Other phrases that Rick Santorum probably was...
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