A Rush of Blood to the Head: Archive

Aug 1st

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Aug 1st

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joshhutchersonsjawline: s3xmoan: “ugh i hate my life” said the 15 year old girl as she tried on her size 0 skinny jeans and pulled her long blonde hair into a ponytail and then was driven home by her perfect boyfriend to her 4 story mansion with a pool and tennis court and walked into her gigantic room and laid on her king size bed with her fluffy puppy and picked up her iphone to texted her 6...

Aug 1st

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Watch

This is me laughing while re-reading the “GODDAMMIT, MR. NOODLE” post (not aloud). I’m still giggling. BACKSTREET’S BACK ALRIGHT.

Aug 1st

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So there's only one channel in this motel,

madeofmetals: This morning while I was getting ready I was watching Sesame Street. They were doing this bit where some clown was trying to wash his hands but kept washing his feet or his elbows and Elmo would go, “no mister noodle, your HANDS!” and all the tv kids would laugh. Around the fourth or fifth time he couldn’t find his hands, I heard a grown man yell from somewhere else in the motel,...

Aug 1st

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Jul 31st

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Jul 31st

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Jul 30th

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Jul 30th

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Unashamedly swooning over Aladdin 4ever

Jul 30th

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Jul 30th

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Jul 29th

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Jul 29th

I’m watching last night’s opening ceremonies and I’m just so confused what is going on AND THOSE PICTURES AREN’T SUPPOSED TO BE BLACK I’M SORRY INSTAGRAM SUCKS

Jul 29th

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Jul 28th

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Jul 27th

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Jul 27th

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Jul 27th

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Hillary Clinton on what designers she wears:

Interviewer: Okay. Which designers do you prefer?
Hillary Clinton: What designers of clothes?
Interviewer: Yes.
Hillary Clinton: Would you ever ask a man that question? 
Interviewer: Probably not. Probably not.

Jul 27th

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500daysoffuckyou: EXCUSE ME BUT IT’S 2012 AND THERE’S STILL NOT AN OPTION TO HIGHLIGHT TEXT THAT’S IN ALL CAPS AND CHANGE IT TO LOWERCASE OR VICE VERSA AND IM SORRY BUT THAT’S BULLSHIT

Jul 27th

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Remember those kids I semi-conversed with at the park like two weeks ago and I was like aw I should’ve branched out and possibly made new friends well that happened tonight and they’re pretty chilly

Jul 27th

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Fuckin bastards, making my future baby’s name popular so she’ll grow up with a billion people around her age with the same name or forcing me to name her that when the name is already “out” but not old enough to make a comeback yet

Jul 26th

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Yo dickhead we wanna see Batman fighting and shit, fuck you for trying to ruin the movie Alfred

Jul 26th

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