July 2012
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sesamestreethockey:
anrdew:
I want a remote that makes people shut the fuck up with the click of a button
Haha I hate everything
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chillyourfaketits:
booksarefornerds:
so there was a video of this girl on facebook and
white girl problems
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Oh nothing, just daydreaming about all the glorious lists that my new legal padfolio I ordered online today will house
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WOULD YOU RATHER EAT A PIE
OR A GRAPE
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Well my day is already ruined. I got my paperwork shit for my speeding ticket in the mail. It took them seven weeks to send it to me. SEVEN FUCKING WEEKS of me waiting and worrying and then they have an entire list of shit that can happen to me if I don’t take care of it by next week, including a warrant for my arrest. Are you fucking shitting me this is bullshit and I hate the entire world.
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redr0ver:
every pizza is a personal pizza if you try hard and believe in yourself
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Jaon Mewes is actually my favorite person ever
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I’d rather read the iTunes User Agreement.
– one of the Amazon reviewers on Fifty Shades of Grey