The places you have come
to fear the most

Sarah. 20. San Diego.

People seem to like me because I am polite and I am rarely late. I like to eat ice cream and I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks.

I like blink-182, Bo Burnham, Workaholics, Criminal Minds, The Walking Dead, and other stuff.

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  1. "My perfect date night? I pick you up in my Kia Sorento. You get in. There’s candles in the car. You go, “Is that dangerous?” and I go, “Yes, but I like danger”. We go to your favorite restaurant. We have a fantastic meal. We come outside and we see my car is on fire. You go, “Aziz, your car is on fire, aren’t you upset?” I pull out a bag of marshmallows and I go, “No, I knew this was going to happen.” And then I kiss you in front of my burning car."

     - Aziz Ansari

    (via norespectforapples)

    #Marry me  #FUCK YOU HARRIS I DO EXIST 
    3 months ago  /  2,843 notes
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